Random thoughts, which I post while I am pretending I am STILL age 39.99999! Join me for my next 40 years...
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
What can Brown do for me?
...pretty much anything he wants to.... I just got MY PRINTER (can I make that text blink neon pink?) from my friendly UPS man, and damn! he was cute. (A little forward, he rang my doorbell and walked right in with the box. Hello!)
Holy cow, i have so many jokes and double entendres and rib ticklers with this post, I don't know where to start. Maybe i'll just ring your doorbell and go from there
Ah, the old UPS fantasy. Yup. It's a classic. In mine it's a blonde and the UPS uniform kind of looks like a cheerleader outfit and she says she has a new laptop for me, but it's "out in the truck" and she needs me to "come out and sign for it".
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Holy cow, i have so many jokes and double entendres and rib ticklers with this post, I don't know where to start. Maybe i'll just ring your doorbell and go from there
did he also grab himself a beer and put his feet up on your coffee table? If so, you may (or may not) have a problem.
Ah, the old UPS fantasy. Yup. It's a classic. In mine it's a blonde and the UPS uniform kind of looks like a cheerleader outfit and she says she has a new laptop for me, but it's "out in the truck" and she needs me to "come out and sign for it".
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