Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Hey Johnny V!

I finally found a creature that eats lunch faster than Johnny Virgil. If you have never dined with him, he absolutely inhales food. Not in a messy way, just blindingly fast. (Shamus got to Panera's well before us the other day, and Johnny still finished his lunch before Shamus did).

Anyway, I present to you (courtesy of my daughter's 4th grade weekly reader) the Star Nosed Mole - go look at it, it's really UGLY in an awesome sort of way.

3 comments:

Johnny Virgil said...

I was raised by a family of star-nosed moles. You know it.

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

Until I see this mole in action, Johnny is still tops in my book.

I used to say he had a hatch on his stomach, and he just opened it and placed the sandwhich it. It's literally gone that quickly.

Weary Hag said...

Whoa! If that star-nosed mole dude ever popped his head out of my garden, I'd have to pack up and move. That is simply a nature-mistake. No other way around it.

Things will get better... right?

I distinctly remember a day in... maybe February?  I remember the moment, but not what day it was. I was sitting at work thinking about plan...