Thursday, April 21, 2005

Is this "news"?

Scientists solve unpopped popcorn

I just don't think so!! Where can I get a job researching something so lame?? I think I'd be able to take MANY two hour, two-drink minimum lunches with my favorite people. (That would be you, my little Bloggy friends.)

3 comments:

Shamus O'Drunkahan said...

Hey, this is a HUGE issue. Just think of all the good those now-popped corn can provide to all the starving kids? Also, movie theater popcorn prices will drop to a 20 year low as a result. Sweet.

Now if they could do something about the husks, which is that leftover thing that gets wedged in your gums when you eat popcorn.

There's always something.

Anonymous said...

don't mess with popcorn, popped or otherwise. I love it. I make it frequently. I buy smartpop and then proceed to make it unhealthy.

i slather hot butter on it and make cooing noises as i do so. sometimes i salt it, and sometimes, late at night, i'll pick the first few kernels off the top using only a few deft tongue maneuvers.

Popcorn. It does a body good.

Sarah said...

Phew! Thank God this mystery is solved! It was keeping me awake at night.

Things will get better... right?

I distinctly remember a day in... maybe February?  I remember the moment, but not what day it was. I was sitting at work thinking about plan...