Hey - I totally forgot to give y'all a phone message. My bad.
You have been invited to speak at a graduation ceremony tomorrow.
What is your topic? (humor, world events, advice you'd give....)
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In 18 weeks there is a 5 K race that I could potentially run in. ( http://freihofersrun.com/pdf/06CourseMap.pdf ) I dunno. Freihofer's m...
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this is Lona.... F-Bert's girlfriend she's usually pretty pleasant (owns a little health food store) but right now she's pissed....
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If you've never joined in, click on the title link to visit Purgatorian, and read the other stories at least. You might still have time ...
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that was excellent, ix - thanks
yep hmmmm, takes the wind out my sails a bit, it was too well done.
I would tell them to find something in life that inspires them, whether it be art, music, friends, working on cars, whatever.
You can be a happier, more productive person when you have some kind of inspiration.
I being mr. maturity would blow some gas in the mic. and sit down.
If I had to give a commencement speech, it would consist of the crowd murmuring, "what happened? Did that guy just faint?" "Yeah, I think he did. Right after he pissed himself, he hit the floor."
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