Friday, September 08, 2006

Dear Gall Bladder

Even though my daughter persists in calling you Gold bladder (don't I wish),

you have to go.


Get your barely functioning (less than 10%? Really???) self outta me.


I'll make it easy for you. I found a cool surgeon who wears cowboy boots, and he didn't even get angry when I changed my mind about what hospital to go to. He's going to yank you out. See ya.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tell 'em you want some of your drugs in a doggy bag! -p

Johnny Virgil said...

better get yourself a man servant for a few days.

StrangerDanger said...

when i went in for my surgery, I also requested a titanium penile extension...

Joanne said...

if you are still in pain before the operation, try eating peppermints - I have a gb thing - quite annoying when a friend visiting from hawaii had to diagnose it after I went to the ER TWO times and they couldn't find out what it was....SIGH .... anyways pepperment helps with the pain and I haven't had another "episode" in almost two years =) take care!

Things will get better... right?

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