Catalogs with Carly, '08 edition

While I am deciding to buy my brother in law the Frank Farter dog or the Screaming Flying Monkey, I am hiding the www.lighterside.com catalog so that my kids won't find it, because of things like:

• Santa's Naughty Helper (yes, a costume, and there's a naughty Mrs. Claus outfit too. Ho. )
• Pole Dancer Alarm Clock (in 3-D, and just what every teenage boy should have - no more being late for school, huh??? )
• The Pole Dancing kit (I'm all grown up now! do the women who buy this set their pole dancer alarm clock to wake up for work?)
• Chocolate thongs, his AND hers, ("One size fits most" was the downer. And, eww. Melting.)

It's too bad because there are some clever little G-rated things like a USA license plates puzzle(each shape looks like it's state's plate), and a wind up squirrel that would drive any dog crazy. And an old fashioned candy necklace... no, no, ...wait, that's a g-string and bra.

As Angela from the Office would say, the nice gifts are lost in the sea of a whorish Yule.