Hey, you, the teenager with only a mask and a pillowcase. Get an effing job and buy some candy for your own punk ass. Go home.
And you, Someone's Mommy. Yes your toddler is adorable but does he NEED to come to my house when I don't know him? Don't stand next to my porch and bitch about how heavy the stroller is because you are pushing it and it only holds a pillowcase with his candy. Go home.
You... banging on my door. STOP IT! I know you are there and it takes me 3 seconds to come to the door from my sink. Chill out and stop eating chocolate. Go home.
You... driving your kids around. Make them walk. Don't come here from your own neighborhood just because we have lots of families here. Go home.
To my children, I'm sorry that every year I don't buy enough candy and I steal some of what you got, to hand out. I spent $20 this year and that wasn't enough. I'll buy you some more tomorrow. Go home. No, wait. Go to Grandma's.
Dammit I hate this holiday. My light's off.
Go home.
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HA! I am so totally with you on this one!!! I'll be the first one to tell a kid who shows up at my door in no costume that he doesn't get anything since he didn't put forth the effort to dress up. Yeah, I guess I'm kind of scroogie that way, but my gosh! Go buy a $5.00 bag of candy at Wal-Mart and be done with it if it means that little to ya! Oh, and what about the "trick or treaters" who don't even say anything when you open the door. No "trick or treat" or ANYTHING! And you SURE better not expect a "thank you". Yeah, I have lots of little pet peaves about Halloween and "trick or treat" etiquette. But I'm all over Christmas baby!
I thought I was the only one who hated this "holiday"!
All your reasons echo in my own head. I hate Halloween so much we don't stay home... we let the kids t-or-t with friends from a neighboring town so I don't have to hand out candy.
Hate it and everything it stands for. Hate sorting through the stash, hate arguing with the kids every day for weeks about how many pieces they can have after supper, hate the thought of contributing to the poor dental health and nutrition of other people's kids...
but I don't mind stealing a candy bar or two!
:)
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