That's what she said

My 14 year old, trying to open a childproof bottle of vitamins, muttered "Wow, these really ARE hard to open...."

I guess you had to be there.

Also, apparently the girl my son chats with on Club Penguin told him today in class that she's writing a song for him.

The next fight at school will be about the lunch helper handing out expired milk and telling kids to drink it anyway. (In the "if I Only Had a Brain" league, that one there)

Carly(via Blackberry)