- I am sick. Very Sick, as in, I am so groggy that I was on the couch yesterday and Paula Dean was making a burger or sausage patty between two GLAZED DONUTS, with an egg and two strips of bacon added on, and I was too weak to change the channel.
- My cable phone is dead, possibly from the water lying about in my basement. (Water which will yield me an interesting crop of mushrooms, no doubt.)
- One of said basement walls is slowly buckling inward. Our yard is clay which presses against (my) basement walls and over time causes damage.
- I have somewhere else to be in 43 minutes and CAN'T wait for the repair guy, so I did a "come home NOW" phone call, which is always so kind and considerate.
Maybe I'll just go bang my head against that basement wall first.
3 comments:
hope you feel better soon!!!!
A sausage patty with eggs and bacon between two glazed donuts?? Does that come with a bark bucket or a funeral plot?
Hope you're feeling better!
That's barf bucket...
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