One of my offspring noticed "U + Ur Hand" in my iTunes list of recently purchased songs, because it's got the little "explicit" marker in red near the title.
Said offspring asked what the title meant. I Answer Questions.
No really, I always do*... it's fun to answer shit like that because the kid is horrified, then laughs hysterically at the thought that Some Boys Do That.
*no, no, no, I am not repeating the explanation here. I don't need THOSE google hits. And I left the "actually, some girls..." for another day. Gotta make the good times last, so to speak.
Random thoughts, which I post while I am pretending I am STILL age 39.99999! Join me for my next 40 years...
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Your the greatest mom! Seriously. My step-mother would have a nervous breakdown at the mere mention of something sexual.
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