Hey Now

Dear Mike,
No, I haven't forgotten you. OK, well, for a few days I have. Sorry!!

Is it wrong* that I think I can just barely see a glimpse of your underwear? Or is it wrong that I looked? (I mean, you usually have so much less clothing on, so what's the difference?)

I certainly am enjoying your 15 minutes.

P.S. You can date/ marry Carrie Underwood, but if you ever so much as have drinks with JSimps someday, you'll be dead to me. Just saying.

*on how many levels??